Well now someone does! Pit Bull Reporter
is offering for sale our exclusive new SuperStickÓ
! If you are ready to move up to a real breaking/parting
stick instead of an old whittled down hammer handle that will
crack, chip and splinter as soon as your dog bites down hard
on it, we have good news for you!
Our new SuperStickÓ
is just what you've been waiting for. A full 12" long to
keep your fingers out of harm's way, it's made of a special
space age polymer called Lexan (the same stuff they make jet
airplane windshields and bulletproof vests out of) that is tough
and strong but softer than your dog's teeth so there is no danger
of chipping or blunting. How strong is it? Just to prove to
myself (you all know what a hard-head the editor is) I took
out a standard 3/8 inch SuperStickÓ
and SHOT IT WITH A .38 SPECIAL pistol from a distance of about
15 feet! There was a dent about half the thickness of the stick
but...THERE WAS NO HOLE! NEITHER WAS THERE
A CRACK OR CHIP OR SPLINTER! It did bend the stick to
a 25 degree andle and I had to heat it with a torch and bend
it back straight, but that stick is still perfectly functional
and I'm going to keep using it, probably forever!
Yes, the SuperStickÓ
is so tough and stong we are going to give a LIFETIME GUARANTEE
with every one sold! If you ever damage your SuperStickÓ
in the normal course of your dog activities just return it and
we'll send you a brand new one right away! How's that for confidence
in our product? And we are keeping the price decent too! Just
$20 each or $35 a pair! (Specify your choice of:
"Single Blade/drilled with wrist strap on opposite end"
or "Double/Blade on both ends") And we'll include
a complete set of handling directions for novices so you'll
learn how to break your dog off right!
Or you can waste as much
$ in the course of a year on cracking, splintering "hammer
handles" at 10 bucks a piece and have to buy or make new
ones all the time, not to mention the splinters in the dog's
mouth. To order your SuperStickÓ
just send US currency or money orders to: SuperStickÓ